Going to the doctor

marcus_arseneault

A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's office complaining of an irritated crotch. After an examination, the doctor sighs, "I don't seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any time?" "Yeah, it's really bad whenever it rains," she replies. "Well, then," says the Doc, "Next time it rains, get in here at once, and we'll take another look at it."

Two weeks later, it's raining really hard, and the little lady shows up at the doctor's office. "Doctor, it's really bad today. Please, you have to help me!!" "Well, let's have a look," he says, as he lifts her up onto the table. "Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse, bring me a surgical kit. Don't worry ma'am, this won't hurt a bit."

The dwarf lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation. The doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later. "There you go, ma'am, try that." She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims, "That's great, Doc, what did you do?"

"I just took a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots."

Luke · Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:25 pm Post subject:

hahahahhaha thats a good one Laughing

Spider-Man · Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:09 pm Post subject:

I don't get it. Rolling Eyes

Luke · Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:53 am Post subject:

dawrves, rainboots itching their genitals because they're so small and the boots are tall?

Laughing

Ec[lips]e · Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:08 pm Post subject:

Spider-Man · Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:27 pm Post subject:

Hmm.... **turns workbook to page 42**

Average dwarf lady - 4 ft.
Average normal-sized rain boot height - mid-calf

If normal-sized rain boots are worn by dwarf lady, cuff of said boots would fall right about....

(Carry the two...)
(Divide by square root of pi...)

Solution = Shocked

I get it now, but I'm not sure if I want it.

Ec[lips]e · Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:32 pm Post subject:

Luke · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:51 am Post subject:

bwahahah took your time there, spidey Razz

Spider-Man · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:54 pm Post subject:

When you're fighting super-powered criminals for an ungrateful public, your brain feels like it's being sucked out through a straw that's stuck where the sun don't shine. Smile

Luke · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:47 pm Post subject:

SteveO · Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject:

dones · Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:49 pm Post subject:

YEa!! this is really very great Smile

Thanks for sharing this Wink

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