[Luke]

A technology firm was looking for a new computer repair guy. An applicant’s resume said he was a Boy Scout leader for 10 years. The boss asked the applicant, “What makes you qualified as a computer repair guy?�
The former Boy Scout leader said, “Well, I have a lot of hands-on experience.�


G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you."
She conference calls Tony Blair in and asks, "Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

Tony Blair replies, "It's me!" and hangs up.

G.W. Bush then calls Dick Cheney and says, "Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Cheney says, "Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to you."

So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, "Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Colin Powell says, "It's me!"

So Cheney calls Bush and says, "It's Colin Powell."

And Bush says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"






"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
"So you would love her."

"But why did you make her so dumb?"

"So she would love you."

[SpectraWaves]

now that you won the competition , you have to admit that you used jokes to make more CDs...

thats why you won!

[jax]

Actually, while the contest was on I quoted his jokes so he didn't gain much or any CD from the jokes. So he didn't win by posting a bunch of jokes

[Stephie]

[Luke]

that actually offends me that you said that, Spectrawaves.

When jax began quoting my jokes, i asked him about it, realised my mistake, and for the rest of the competition i quoted my jokes.

Having quotes around my jokes actually brought down the amount of CD considerably throughout the contest. instead of earning CD for the word count, I only actually earned about 5-10CD per joke, which is about how much you get per normal post anyway.

and if i was only doing it to get more CD, as you claim, why have i continued posting jokes even after the competition? because i feel better knowing that i may have made somone laugh, smile, feel a bit happier, have something to tell their friends.

Please consider other points of veiw and think things through before you post them mate.