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 Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:29 pm Post subject:
 A TO Z OF EX-BOYFRIENDS |
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| Quote: | A TO Z OF EX-BOYFRIENDS
A is for ASSHOLE, you know, that word I shout at him as I
drive by.
B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things
between them do work out. I can’t think of two better
losers to get off the streets.
C is for Call ya later. He won’t. He never has before.
C is also for competing. “I feel worse than you do, you
can shovel the walk.”
D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E is for Eating like a pig. God, does he always have to
know what the bottom of the bowl looks like?
F is for foreplay. Yes, I know he doesn’t know what it
is, that’s why it’s on the list.
F is for forgetting my birthday, you jerk.
G is for Guys. Who he was supposedly out with, and also
who wears perfume like mine.
H is for Horny. He always is, except when I am.
I stands for ignorant, slobbering jerk.
J stands for jerk off. Yes, that’s what he can do tonight,
because I won’t do it for him.
K stands for kiss, something he can’t do without slobbering
down his tongue and on my face.
L is for Love. It’s a great euphoric feeling that exists
somewhere in fantasy land.
M stands for Mephistophiles. That is who he imitates.
N stands for No, a word he never seems to understand.
O is for “Oh, was it your birthday last week?”
P is for pee, what he does out in public in the front yard
because he forgot when he walked past the bathroom.
Q is for quote, “My birthday is next Thursday,” unquote.
(See F and O)
R is for reminding, because I have to remind him of all
holidays, birthdays and anniversaries.
S stands for stood up. Something he thinks I will forget
about.
S is also or sex. Something he won’t get later because I
remember the previous S.
T is for torture. Where do I start?
U is for Understatement. Saying you hate that fucking
asshole is an understatement.
V is for vermin–most of his family.
W stands for whine, need I say more.
X is for ex, the one he never shuts up about.
Y stands for younger, and wishing he was.
Z (I know where z is) Z stands for zip, that’s what I got
from him.
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