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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:53 am    Post subject:   20 of the dumbest warning labels ever Reply with quote
20 of the dumbest warning labels ever



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CD Player > Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult
Electric Router > This product is not intended for use as a dental drill
Chainsaw > Do not attempt to stop chain with hands
Dishwasher > Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher
Fireplace Log > Caution, risk of fire
Sleeping Pills > Warning: May cause Drowsiness Shocked
Underarm spray deodorant > Do not spray in eyes
Hair Dryer > Never use hairdryer while sleeping
Laser Printer Toner > Do not eat toner
Small Wheeled Wheelbarrow > Not intended for highway use
TV Remote Control > Not dishwasher safe
Car Windscreen Sun shield > Do not drive with sun shield in place
Bathroom Heater > This product is not to be used in bathrooms
Air Conditioner > Do not place hand in fan whilst fan is running
Bicyclist’s Shin Guards > Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body that they do not cover
TV Set Manual > Do not pour liquids into the TV
CD Player > Warning: Dangerous warning inside
Birthday Candles > Do not use soft wax as earplugs or any other function that involves insertion into body cavity
Baby Stroller > Remove baby before folding Twisted Evil
Aim-n-Flame Fireplace Lighter > Do not use near fire, flame or sparks
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
HAHAHAHA

Gold Laughing

One I find not really funny, but silly..

On my bike there is a warning sticker which says "This bicycle is not intended for off road use or stunting."

Excuse me? If my bike wasn't intended to be used off road, it would not have larger tyres, a decent fork, disc brakes...you see where I'm going with this?

If my bike wasn't designed to go off road, it would be a road bike like this one...



Big difference between that, and my bike:




And Just for the record to prove that I laugh at that warning sticker's face.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
XD, I think they have monkeys writing up the labels
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